Waldorf and I went down to our local pond to feed the ducks. We were instantly very popular.
Usually people feed bread and crackers to ducks, but that just makes them bloated. It's not good for the ducks. Waldorf and I only give them healthy snacks like:
grapes (cut in half)
peas or corn
tiny pieces of vegetables
We found a couple of duck jokes on lemontheduck.com, hope they make you giggle!
Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks?
A: A firequacker!
Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!
Mallards aren't the only things you'll see at a lake or a pond. Next time you go, see if you can spot these other birds (some of them have the funniest looking mohawks):